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The 10 Commandments

So an Archangel comes from heaven to give humanity these nifty new commandments from God. First he goes to the French and says: “I have new Commandments from God, would you like to hear them?” “Ah, oui? What do zey say?”

“For example: Thou shalt not commit adultery”

“Oh, non, non, merci, non”, and they send the Angel on his way.

The Angel then goes to the Germans: “I have new Commandments from God.”

“Ja? Vat do they say?”

“Well for example: Thou shalt not kill” The Germans shake their heads, “I think’s not, nein, danke!”

The Angel, perturbed, goes to the Jews and says: “I have new Commandments from God…”

“How much?”

“Well…they’re free”

“We’ll take ten.”

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