At her high school reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging a beer as he sat at a nearby table.
I asked her “Do you know him?”
“Yes” she sighed. “He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago & he hasn’t been sober since.
“WOW” I said. “Who would think a person could go on celebrating for so long?!?”
And that’s when the fight started….