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Honey,” said this husband to his wife,

“I invited a friend home for supper.”

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that.” replied the nonchalant husband.

“Then why on Earth did you invite a friend for supper?!?” said the infuriated wife.

“Because the poor guy’s thinking about getting married.”

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