Frog in a box

A man sits down at a bar, and sees the old man next to him clutching a shoebox tightly. The man asks “what’s in the box?”

The old man replies “In this box is a frog that will give you the best blowjob you have ever had, I will sell it to you for a thousand bucks, and if you want I will let you try it out first.” The man is skeptical but takes the box to the bathroom anyway. After a few minutes the man rushes out holding up his pants with the box under his arm. He slams a thousand on the bar, and runs home. His wife wakes up to the sound of pots and pans banging around. She goes downstairs and asks “What the hell are you doing?”

The man replies “Shut the hell up woman! If I can teach this frog to cook eggs, your ass is out of here!”

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