Chinese doctor opens his new clinic.

A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste.”Chinese: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.”Lawyer: “Ugh. this is kerosene.”Chinese: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.”The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.”Chinese: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.”Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.”Chinese: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.”The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.”Chinese: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.”Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100!!”Chinese: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”

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