A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila.

The bartender looks up and says: “Wow, have you got something to celebrate?”, after which he pours the shots. The man replies: “Yes, my first blowjob!” and takes the first shot.

Bartender: “Well, congratulations! Here, have another on the house!”.

The man shakes his head and says: “Nah, thanks, but if these 10 won’t get that horrible taste out of my mouth, I’m pretty sure the eleventh won’t do the trick either!”

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